A retired old man, former golf pro and golf instructor for many Hollywood luminaries of the past like Bob Hope for example. Paul is a regular caller to the Broadcast and sometimes likes to crank call Mischke during the show.
One of the more notable things about Paul is his remarkable clarity and folksy manner of storytelling concerning his many hilarious and fascinating escapades with friends, celebrities, and golf clients. Paul is easily recognizable in that he has a gruff, raspy, and deep voice similar to Undertaker Fred's. Many fans of the show also observe Paul’s charm, razor sharp wit and warm personality.